About this video

• Video Title: 50 High Testosterone Signs Women LOVE (You're Screwed Without These)
• Channel: Team 3D Alpha
• Speakers: Megan (implied from transcript)
• Duration: 00:50:22

Overview

This video ranks physical signs associated with high testosterone based on their attractiveness to women. The speaker outlines three criteria for ranking: whether the sign indicates fighting ability, good genetics/health, and the "handicap factor" (biological cost to maintain). A tier list system is used to categorize these signs from "Ew, Nigga Tier" (least attractive) to "Ooh, Take Them Off, Puppy Tier" (most attractive).

Key takeaways

• Attractiveness Criteria: Women's attraction to signs of high testosterone is primarily based on three factors: perceived fighting ability/protector potential, indicators of good genetics and health, and the "handicap factor," which signifies a male's ability to maintain a trait despite its biological cost.
• Tier List System: The video uses a tier list ranging from "Only Niche Hoes Tier" (least attractive) to "You Destined to Clap Tier" and "Ooh, Take Them Off, Puppy Tier" (most attractive) to rank various physical traits.
• Top Tier Traits: Traits like broad shoulders to waist ratio, significant muscle mass combined with low body fat, and visible six-pack abs are consistently ranked as highly attractive across cultures because they strongly signal fighting ability, good health, and the ability to maintain costly traits.
• Genetics vs. Hormones: The speaker clarifies that hormonal effects like those of testosterone work by activating or deactivating specific genes, meaning genetics are foundational, and hormones express those genetic potentials.
• Secondary vs. Primary Effects: Many high testosterone signs are considered secondary effects (like foot size) rather than direct indicators of fitness or fighting ability, and thus rank lower in attractiveness.

Here's a ranking of the physical traits discussed, from most attractive ("Ooh, Take Them Off, Puppy Tier") to least attractive ("Ew, Nigga Tier"), based on the video's criteria:

Ooh, Take Them Off, Puppy Tier (Most Attractive)

• Ultimate Attractiveness: Low Body Fat + High Muscle Mass (Combined)
• Six-Pack Abs
• Broad Shoulders to Waist Ratio
• Height
• Jumping Ability
• Running Fast
• Being Extremely Strong
• Big Shoulders
• Bone Density
• 2D:4D Finger Ratio
• Long Legs
• Wingspan/Longer Arms
• Large Genitalia
• Traps/Trapezius Muscles

You Destined to Clap Tier

• Square Jawline
• Waist-to-Height Ratio
• Not Having Skinny-Fat Body
• Masculine Face (generally, including chin)
• Normal Chest (Not having breasts/gynecomastia)
• Canines
• Deep Voice (DVoice)

She Might Let You Hit Tier

• Big Brow Ridge
• Body Hairiness
• Narrow Chin/Masculine Face (This seems to be a recurring theme, sometimes ranked higher)
• Not Having a Vagina (Normal Male Anatomy)
• Not Having Skinny-Fat Body (Also appears here, indicating it's considered average/expected)
• Not Having Micro Penis (Normal Anatomy)
• Not Being Obese/Staying Lean
• Having Male Skin
• Adam's Apple

She Might Lay You, Bro / You Hit (Expected/Average)

• Normal Chest Placement (This is listed as "You Hit (Expected) Tier")
• Not Having Titties/Breasts (This is placed in "You Hit (Expected) Tier" as it's considered normal)
• Large Hands (Ideally not too tiny)
• Morning Wood (Erections)
• Prostate (Healthy sperm function)
• Descended Testicles
• Not Having Wide Hips (Female-type hips)
• Having Sperm function

Only Niche Hoes Tier (Least Attractive on Average, but some may like it)

• Long Feet
• Big Testicles
• Hair Loss/Balding (Can be offset by other factors)
• Oily Skin
• Large Nose (Can be a detriment if too large)
• Sweating (Excessive amounts can be a turn-off)

Ew, Nigga Tier (Significant Turn-offs)

• Body Odor (Strong/unpleasant body odor)
• Acne (Severe acne)

Note: The speaker occasionally places traits in multiple categories or notes that their ranking can depend on context or the severity of the trait. Some traits are considered "expected" or "default" and thus don't actively increase attractiveness but failing to have them would be a negative. The speaker also emphasizes that women don't consciously scan for all these traits but are attracted to the underlying signals they represent (fighting ability, health, etc.).