This video features a fictional radio DJ named Sage from the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Sage delivers a series of monologues and announcements on Radio X, characterized by a rebellious, anti-establishment, and somewhat nihilistic tone. The content touches on themes of identity, societal expectations, weather, news, and personal philosophies, all delivered with a distinct, edgy persona.
good evening hey you just come to grips with your new identity it's great huh all you got to do is make up a new you do whatever you want cut your hair diet come out of the closet change your name I'm Sage I wrote a poem about fog once and not being able to see and not getting trapped by the expectations of society just just be aware that fog is on the way sometimes I just talk and I love the sound of my voice and how I sound when I speak there's a fog warning in effect I've been told by the PD that I have to say that especially since I'm banging him and and we don't even like each other in fact we hate each other just beware on the drive home good morning San Andreas the baby boom is officially over you are all irrelevant now die how can you sleep when we need to go to diners and look at each other and smoke cigarettes and be moody the night session on radio X tattoos gritted teeth guitars on fire I really give a [ ] for everyone who's still in bed I am so hot for you right now great news it's going to be a beautiful day to be outside it's going to rain it's a perfect day to wear plenty of mascara and just mope about in the rain darkness is just the beginning nighttime is the right time for criminal behavior on radio X weather your soul both are raining God I need someone with a guitar I'm ready to sing it's going to be raining today thank God finally bust out the candles incense and a bad horror paperb there's a particularly Moody storm coming in prepare to cry we don't listen to Authority or old people or people who say they're experts because anybody over 25 is stupid stay inside today cuz it's going to be sunny Sunshine is in your future according to the weatherman he is such a dick I can't believe I have to read this public service [ ] we should have all just died in that earthquake because now you can't go between Los Santos and red County and they have no idea when it's going to open which sucks because I met this really amazing guy over there and he's got safety pins through his genital area it's brilliant especially when I bring my magnet all those lazy construction people who in fact are lazier than I am if that's possible have finally gotten some work done and they've opened up the transport link between red County and Flint County God I long for another earthquake okay this totally sucks I was just loving that feeling of being trapped the no way out kind of thing but the work is done and red County and Bone County are back together like an abusive relationship not dissimilar to the one I just got out of the makeo ban phow Bridge Martin bridge and Frederick Bridge have all reopened I just need somebody to bring me some grain alcohol a Danzig record and a lighter cuz I'm setting myself on fire radio X going to the phones I'm Sage what's your name it's definitely not Sage what a stupid name maybe I should have one name so I could be on the radio listen after my rebirth when I found myself one day while staring out a window listening to spoken word my old name became irrelevant I'll tell you what's irrelevant that ridiculous photography you have on exhibit in San Fierro that [ ] sucks hey my black and white photographs really capture the existence of the essence so screw you but it's just you and your loser friends striking lethargic poses with a person stabbing a dove and another person licking a coloring book you can at least show some skin douche depression an angst or a lifestyle Choice my friend and life is Art do you know how cool I am because I smoke clove cigarettes this is Radio X and my lungs are bleeding I'm going to die what is cooler than that this stupid phone has been flashing for hours I guess I should answer it just in case my mom died or something you know that be so typical of her she's so selfish hey Sage look you play great music and all but you really are full of yourself I mean you look like you need to go into rehab hell I saw you in the men's bathroom at the Sound Garden concert I don't want tell you where the urinal cake was oh that explains it I've been burning piris pubis with a lighter for weeks those little bastards the few te you do have are gunmetal gray from cigarettes and drug abuse and you dressed like you blew up a homeless person then knitted his clothes back together I know isn't it great living in the suburbs is so much worse than the ghetto this is our time it's our letter and it's X being a DJ is so hard I mean finding something to say between songs that's meaningful it's a gift I'll tell you why our generation has no attention spin we're constantly getting bombarded with commercials and music it's disgusting it's like all you want to do is sell sell sell my name is Sage I I can't even remember my last name Sage radio X alternative God I love crying I have so much pain you couldn't possibly understand me unless you tried sleeping with me hi this is sage and I am so hot for Scottish guys guys in skirts very alternative I don't want a real job because I don't care about your values I'm a rebel which is why I had some Celtic artwork tattooed on my arm to prove it so go screw yourself God I have to work so hard I have to press this button for the next song to play it's radio X you know what's great about this station it's like a big mixtape Som day Bleak Souls will be able to make mixed CDs and not have to actually sit through the drudgery of their own creation pain is music music is about being an individual so everyone listen to this music it's radio X I just hope these drugs kick in soon no tracers yet and if it doesn't happen soon I'm going to need to get my money back when one makes a revolution one cannot just Mark time one must always go forward lenon said that he's dead and he knew what he was talking talking about the problem with the world today is people over 30 if you were in your 20s you'd be getting high getting drunk laying around all day and you wouldn't be able to cause any problems war starts because you're old there's nothing to do and you can't find any pot this is Sage on radio X do you love it just say it say it Sage how' it make you feel Sage bringing the future of rock and roll and Trust trust me I know where it's headed oh you think you get a break from being in a revolution we're not going to stop heads are going to roll and I'm talking specifically about that [ ] at the record store you're back on radio X I'm sage and yes that is my real name and if you don't believe me you can go [ ] yourself this is Sage on radio X the alternative bringing the best in modern rock to anyone in San Andreas who's smart enough to understand we seem to have a big rap crisis it's not really a crisis just for me it's a crisis first it was that guy doggy mad and now it's OG Loke who wants to be a gangster anyway there's too much work involved I mean I just want to sit around all day and stare at candles I heard some new casino was just opened and venturous how is that news I mean is it like we think that's culture it's complete crap a bunch of fat bald guys gathering around gambling that's not culture culture is badmouthing your parents and smoking cigarettes it's Sage radio X and apparently there's a riot going on right now I told you we will not be stopped this is a revolution people alternative rock is leading the way and I'm personally going to smash your windows radio xit sage and did you hear about all that pot that got burned down the other day oh man I might have to go back on the hard stuff again soon
