In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, Joe Rogan and comedian Jordan Jensen discuss a wide range of topics, including the evolution of technology, societal issues, personal struggles with addiction and mental health, and the nature of consciousness. They touch upon AI, the metaverse, the impact of social media, and delve into personal anecdotes and observations about life, comedy, and human behavior.
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Hello. What's up? Oh, good. I got my legal pad here. Yeah. In case you need to write notes, I'm going to take notes on what you're doing right and wrong, and I'll give them to you at the end.
Tell me, okay. So, I can figure out what the wrong stuff is. Stop doing it. I want to with all this stuff. I know. There's so much. And people keep giving me new stuff. I know. I brought a little tiny figurine of a little thing on stage one time and every single meet and greet people give me these little tiny animals. So now I have this giant collection of them and I'm like, I don't like these that much. That's the problem is like, everybody knows that I keep a bunch of stuff on this desk. So people give me stuff to put on this desk. And now it's getting kind of crazy. Like where I'm going to have to have a shelf. I got one of those old typewriter keyboard things.
Look, I have like mammoth teeth. This is a piece of art. It was cut out of a woolly mammoth tooth. Oh, that's a Don't blow it. I won't. I got one of these. A Brian blew it. Whistle.
Yeah. Brian Aztec Aztec death whistle. Brian Callen blew one right before COVID hit. I'm not saying he caused it. Oh, but there's a lot of videos saying he caused it. I get it. I get it. That would be a death whistle. I think it was pro technically. I think when he blew it, it had already like caught on in China.
Yeah. Unless we're in a simulation, right? You're the co guy. I was listening to your podcast with um, what's the woman who got falsely accused?
Of what? Of murdering her roommate.
Oh, I was listening to that one and I like fast-forwarded it one moment and it went from her being like and then I was in prison for four years to you being like, well, the bat's been co. And I was like, how do we, how do we get here?
Yeah, that was a fascinating podcast. Amanda Knox. She's got a Netflix series out right now where someone plays her, which has got to be super weird. Yeah, like someone else plays her in like a dramatization of her getting wrongly accused at 20 years old of a murder where they had all this evidence that this guy who broke into the house murdered her. His like his DNA was there and they ignored it because they didn't want to admit that they were wrong. It's on Hulu. Hulu. Sorry. I don't really get how that happens.
Because cops are wrong. But people did not see sperm everywhere. Oh, no. The guy was like, I
her. No, I don't know what he said. I don't know what happened. But I know that they started, they had a narrative. Oh, that he was in on it. No, no, no. They had a well, they had a narrative that she did it. That she caused the murder. Right. The guy started with that and he stuck with it. And even when there was evidence that showed that it was there was a guy in there. And then the guy did it. And then the window was broken and somebody broke in the house and like, and then eventually he came forward and was like, this has nothing to do with her. The guy who did do it.
Well, I don't think he eventually ever did anything. No, like she actually had a meeting with him, which is crazy. Like, after the fact, like forgave him. But I got, she got tried twice. Twice.
I know. The Supreme Court? No, no, no. She went, she got acquitted, like she got released, right? And then they re tried her in absentia. So, she was in America while they were trying her in Italy again. And then they said she's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Which is crazy. Like, give her some money. Also, the guy Raphaela was in solitary for six months.
I know. I can't fathom that. Yeah. The six months in solitude is so crazy to me. One day in solitude and I'm done. Well, I talked to a guy that had been in solitary for years.
What does that mean? Like you get you piss in there. Yeah. Yeah. What? Yeah. You get no contact. No contact. Must be scrambly after that. 100%. I feel like they Yeah. It's got to do some sort of weird brain damage thing where they come out. Well, this guy, Shaka, that we had on the podcast, he was great.
Was he normal? Yeah. Well, beyond, like super smart. He wrote in there. Educated himself in there, too. Oh, you can read books. You can read in there. Yeah, you can read. Yeah. I mean, they don't just give you nothing to do. But they you do go crazy. You have to be need human contact. Well, it's like when you don't do anything all day and then you get right up on stage. Have you ever done that where you don't talk to anybody and you feel insane?
It's the worst first conversation of the day on stage. Crazy. Yeah. That's why I always bring friends on the road. You don't want to be that weirdo in the hotel room by yourself. Yeah. And then you take a nap and the sun goes down while you're napping. That's the worst feeling. That when I do that, it feels like I'm haunting the audience. Like I'm like, you guys are in a different reality and I'm I'm intruding on where you're at. The weird one is when you wake up and you don't know what city you're in.
Yeah. But that's why I got the dog. I was so sick of that feeling. I was so sick of waking up being like, I've been abducted. Where am I? This place is nicer than my apartment, so that's good. But where am I? And then I saw my dog and I was like, oh, we're all right. That's not the only reason why you got your dog. Yeah. And she rolls. Yeah. And she's awesome.
She rules. She's really sweet. She's very cool. She's so cute. How long have you had her? Two years. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. She was full grown when you got her? Tiny. Cuz I wanted to adopt the mom. Oh. But they were like, hey, the mom just had all this. We didn't know she was pregnant. She just had a litter of puppies. Will you take one of these? And I was like, okay. And I had no idea how hard it is to have a puppy. I've had dogs where you adopt them full grown and it was great. I had this dog named Lucy. She was awesome. She was so sweet. And then I had another dog named Squeaky From that was a real
nightmare. Yeah, she was a real Maybe it was because I named her Squeaky From after one of the Manson family members.
Oh, yeah, that'll happen. She had a squeaky voice. She like she had been barking so much in the pound that when I got her out of the pound, like her voice was like, and then eventually it got normal again because she didn't have to bark 24 hours a day. She just had worn out. She had worn out vocal cords. She had a totally normal bark, but I was like, oh my god, her bark is like, she's a smoker.
Yeah. Yeah. It was like that. That's awesome. Like she was horse. Yeah. You don't know what you're gonna get. I mean, when I got a rescue, I was like, I'm gonna get a small rescue, so I hope it'll be fine. But it was such a gamble. Everybody was like, do not do this. Yeah. We had a Doberman once that was a rescue that we had to get rid of. He had distemper and he got really crazy, like, like growling at us and barking at us out of nowhere. And I was a little kid. Oh, you really? I was like, yo, we got rid of him. We had a dog that would that ate the
foot off of my We had a pitbull that was a rescue and my mom had this like woman move in with us who she was dating and her kids moved in too. And my pitbull ate the
foot off of the woman's cat. Oh my god. The woman's cat. Oh my god. And the woman was like, hey, you got to like choose between me or this pit bull. My mom was like, yeah, get your cat out of here. And we kept our dog. She didn't give a shit, dude. She was so attached to that dog. That dog the amount of times would just
kill. My friend was in the backyard. The dog kills a cat. And my friend's freaking out. She's like, we have to find the owner. And my mom was
like, you will stay quiet. It was crazy. It was it was nuts. She was obsessed with that dog. That's the only time I've seen her like really cry is when a dog dies. Yeah, it's hard. They don't live long enough. They're your best friends. I'm terri. I have a dog named Marshall. He's a golden retriever. He's the best. And he's nine now. He'll be nine in a couple of months. And it's just like, oh no, I've had him since he was a baby. Now he's nine. I'm like, he's only got a few years left. And he's so active. He's super healthy. Eats great.
He's fit. He's not Is he the retriever? Yeah. Oh, yeah. But the small dogs live forever. They get to be like 12 and that's kind of it. 13, maybe 14, and then they're really hurting. It's crazy. It's crazy. Apparently, there's a drug that they've developed for for dogs, like a longevity drug. I don't know if they've released it yet, but I know that it shows promise in extending dog's lifetime. Whitney Cummings the other day said that her friend, her friend's like soul dog died the other day and she said when the dog dies, you like learn something about yourself that's very important. So I've been holding onto that kind of woo woo thing. Like, she's like, you kind of show up for yourself in a way you need to.
I don't know if I'd listen to Whitney. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She does. She gets a little woo. I like how Whitney has a has something to say about everything, though. Rapamy. Wrap him on ice. Take him off. I've heard of Rapamy before because Rapamy is something that Peter Aia is a big proponent of for longevity. The the guy who wants to live forever.
No, no, that's Brian Johnson. Uh, another study at Texas A&M University showed rapomy could extend the lifespan of older dogs by up to 20%. Generally well tolerated. However, it can cause side effects such as lethargy, lack of appetite. Oh boy. No, you can't do. Interesting. Is that it? Because I think there was something else. It was like a gene therapy.
Is what happened to the cloning thing? What happened to Crispr? They probably already made clones. But why did we not hear about that? Weren't they cloning sheep and Yep. And then we just stopped hearing about it. Yeah, they probably made a bunch of people already. Yeah. What if people telling you about clones are probably clones? You ever see a person that looks exactly like another person and then you ask them their name and it's the same name and you're like, no way.
You know the story about those two baseball players? No. Oh, it's the nuttiest thing of all time. These two baseball players look exactly the same, have the exact same name, and never met each other, and they both play baseball. Let me see them. Let me see. Oh, it's bananas. These two guys. Oh my god. What in the heck? Different parents. Why are they wearing the same glasses? And their name is Brady Fel, right? So it's not even like a normal name. Yeah. And they both got the same injury. That's how they found out they were going to the same doctor. Just imagine your name is Brady Fel and you meet another guy who's also Brady F. You're both 6'4. You both have red hair. They're both really tall. You both have black glasses. You both have the same crazy name. That name is nuts.
Marilyn and Missouri is not far enough away. That's crazy. I think they also once they found this out, they didn't immediately go meet each other. They waited for like two or three years maybe. I think. Oh, if the guy played baseball and I played baseball, I'd be like, bro, we got to hang out. Freak people out. They're different ages. I thought they were the same age. Oh, how old? 32 and 27. Interesting. The first guy must be really pissed. This guy stealing my shine. That's bizarre. Yeah. But I just remember hearing so much about cloning.
Yeah. And then it just stopped. Well, they do it with dogs. They do it with people's pets. Like, if you want to get your pet cloned, you can get your pet cloned. That's a real thing now. I think it costs $30,000. But then they're cloned at the same age. It's No, no, no, no, no, no. They're a puppy. Nice. Yeah, you get to start from scratch. Yeah. Otherwise, you'd have like an 11-year-old. You keep bringing it back. That'd be so mean. That'd be so mean. He's got arthritis and diarrhea. Please let me die for the love of God. You waited too long to clone him.
That's Dude, bring it back as a puppy, though. We could do that. Do you see that movie with Demi Moore called The Substance? Okay, I fainted in the theater. Bro, I fainted so hard. Bro, that movie is nuts. It's nuts. I'm actually very pro that movie. Like, I love the narrative. I Oh, it was great. I love the idea of that when you get all that face [ __ ] you're just keeping an old person alive. I've tried to describe that on stage so much where I'm like, doesn't it bother you that when people are like, you look good for your age, you're just like hiding like you're concealing your death layer. You know what I mean? Right. And that movie portrayed that perfectly where it's just a It's kind of ironic that Demi Moore, who looks insanely good at 62, played that lady. Yeah. You know, cuz like, but I liked that because it showed like even when you saw her weird old lady butt, you were like, that's Demi Moore's nice butt, but I'm still like in awe of the young girl's butt, which is unacceptable. It's unacceptable. You know what I mean? Like when she was doing the whole dance and you're like, why is this so intense? And you're like, it's a young person, right? I think that did that director do. No, that director didn't do Raw, but it was a female director. I don't know what else this director did. But that movie was awesome.
I hit the deck, though. I tried so I faint so easily. Do you really? Dude, I just blood and stuff. I faint and I muscled through the gory part and I was like, I'm good. Like I can't. I've cured it. And then the music. It's like when a when a movie starts going like like on both sides. I'm I'm like a goat, dude. I I got to the bathroom and I passed out. I'm in New York just on the ground fainting. People are walking over my body. They're like a homeless person.
That's hilarious. I was [ __ ]. That's so funny. I used to date a girl that when if someone got a needle on the screen, she'd faint. Yeah. Yeah. Just like it didn't matter where she was. If someone got injected, it's so bad. Her dad had it too. My dad has it. Yeah. Her dad was a dentist, which is crazy. Like the dentist makes me faint. When the when the kid, one of their brother got like crazy sunburn, like really bad where he got blisters. The dad saw it and just fainted.
Dude, it's crazy. My sister called my dad once and she was working on cadavers and she was like, I'm so interested in this. We cut into a cadaver today. And she just heard thump on the other line and she was like, Dad, Dad, dead. He was dead. Dude, he's fainted so many times. Yeah. From a phone. From a phone call. That's so wild. He couldn't be in our births or anything. He was Oh my god. That's crazy. That's What is that? It's called vaso-vagal. Okay, but is that a psychological thing?
Because it's obviously like your reaction to a thing. I like I wonder if you can temper that somehow. Here's the problem with it is why I don't. I used to think it was psychological. Like me and my dad pictured things too well. Like we pictured the needle going in. But vaso, like sometimes I'll be putting an earring in and I'll just faint. Yeah, like so everywhere. So you don't bounce your head off the linoleum. It's so messed up. So I think it is neurological.
Well, I bet. But also triggered by high states of anxiety, right? So that's what you would be able to control. You wouldn't be able to control the fact that you do faint when you have a high level of anxiety. So, vaso-vagal response, sudden overreaction of the body's autonomic nervous system to a trigger such as pain or emotional stress or music that causes a temporary drop in heart rate and blood pressure.
There's a whole part of my special where I talk about me and this guy who was also a fainter having sex. Oh my god. And you both fainted a lot. Nice. Yeah, it's hot. Yeah, it was rough. It was rough cuz when you faint, it comes with sweating and seeing white. Like it's brutal. And you probably hope the man doesn't faint. Like he can keep it together. That would be like a nice thing. Yeah, totally. He could faint on command. He could think it's only faint. Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, that's hilarious. I wonder what would happen if a guy like that had got drafted in Vietnam.
Done. Faint. That would have gotten shot. Yeah. How about that? That's it. Yeah. My dad had a heart attack once and fainted. Called 911. Oops. And I saw him in the hospital. I was like, what happened? The heart attack messed up your face? And he was like, I fainted on a fence. I was like, that's crazy. Oh my god. Yeah. He fainted so much. And he was a contractor. So he would always have cuts and stuff and be like, no, be out. It was crazy. That's nuts. Yeah. He jigsawed through his nose one time. Yeah, cuz he fainted. No, but then he fainted. He like pulled a cord and then it cut through his nose and then he'd faint. It's crazy. Oh my god. Oh my god. I would wear a helmet everywhere if I was that dude.
Yeah, I just wear a football helmet just like I'm a fan. That's what we have to worry about all the time. Like if I cut myself, it's not about the cut. Like the stitches are not. It's that I'm about to hit the deck. It's crazy. It's so messed up. Have you ever fainted right before you went on stage? Cuz I would think that's like a heightened state of anxiety a little bit, especially in the early days. I've panicked. Well, another problem is I get when I I panic when I have really bad intrusive thoughts. Like I was around a famous person recently and I was convinced I was going to bite her and I started getting a full panic, which makes you want to faint, but it's a it's a different thing.
But both lead to fainting. I knew a dude who was a warm-up guy, you know, he just do warm-up. And he had a real problem with anxiety. He just would freak out and he was a comic and just it never worked out for him because his anxiety would just overwhelm him. Yeah. And one time he was warming up for the Cosby show and he got this idea in his head that he was going to say the N-word, of course. And he's like, don't say it. Of course, don't say it.
The Cosby show. Yeah. So, he's warming up for the Cosby show. So he's, you know, basically in the crowd warming up. Okay. So, here in the next scene, Dr. Huxtable is going to come in and all his mind is telling him is don't say the N-word. He's not not going to say it. He was never going to say it, but for whatever reason, he was overwhelmed by this fear of saying the N-word in this like very, you know, predominantly black audience. And he completely had a meltdown while he was doing warm-up where he was panicking. Full panic. With my special taping, I thought I was going to hit somebody with a stool. Mine is violence. I think I'm going to bite. I think I'm going to Yeah.
Totally. Or on airplanes, I'm worried I'm going to pull the exit thing off all the time. Mine is very violent. Or the person next to me, I'm going to bite down on. Probably a better response than like shrieking and falling to the ground. I know. But that I was the the famous woman. I was like, I don't want to be the biter. But you wouldn't bite her. And then I know, but I had so long to obsess about it. Can you tell me who it is? It was Laura Dern. Really? You thought you were going to bite Laura Dern? Isn't she an admiral in Star Wars? I love her so much. But she was being so nice to me and we were sitting next to each other for so long and I was like, what if I just bit Laura Dern? And my brain was like, you're not. And I was like, but this might be the time that you do the thing. One time I was on a chairlift and I was like, what if you jumped off? And I obsessed so long that I just jumped off. Wa. I was fine. I landed and was fine. But I still was like, I did the thing.
Oh no. So since then I've been like, how far was it jump? Not far. Okay. That's the other thing I have to remember is I waited for the snow to come up and meet the chairlift way closer and then jump. So my you want it smart. Yeah. Yeah. You're not crazy. You're not crazy. Just like a little thrill. Just a little bitty thrill. Totally like biting. Think about nibble your ears. So Hollywood, you know, and I was like, Oh, I could really Her skin was Hollywood. Just so pure, so nice. Interesting.
I got bug bites all over. I accidentally sat next to Daryl Hannah once at Canter's Deli in the 90s. Okay. And they were doing some game. They were playing some game. Her and her friends were playing some game with like states, like figure out like what, you know, what's the keystone state, like that kind of stuff. Yeah. And I was helping her, but she was totally normal. Like it was never, we never acknowledged that she's Daryl Hannah at Canter's Deli playing a game. She's just like super chill. That's so nice. Yeah. Her and her friends were having a sandwich, just laughing and doing some game about states. They're normal as hell. Matt Damon was at the cellar recently and I couldn't. I was so messed up at how I don't know how it was messed me up so much. I do too many. I micro do too many mushrooms, but I was like, his arms and hands are so Matt Damon's arms and hands, like I knew them so well. And he was like, just gesturing. And I was like, I know those freaking arms. It was crazy from movies. Yeah. Like just moving. It's weird to know somebody so well and never have spoken to them. It's disturbing. That is odd. Yeah. Your season, your shot. The NFL season is rolling and every touchdown can bring you closer to a payout with DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NFL. Every game is another chance to cash in. Don't just watch the action. Win with it. DraftKings Sportsbook delivers the unmatched intensity of the NFL right to your fingertips. From the first touchdown scored to anytime TD props or the thrill of live in-game betting, every snap is loaded with opportunity. New customers, this one is for you. Bet just $5 and get $200 in bonus bets instantly. Plus, score over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTube TV. Your season is heating up. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use the code Rogan. That's code Rogan to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you place your first $5 bet. Plus, over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTube TV in partnership with DraftKings. The crown is yours. Gambling problem? Call 1800 gambler. In New York, call 8778-YO or text HOY-467369. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino and Resort in Kansas. Fees may apply in Illinois. 21 and over. Age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Bonus bets expire 7 days after issuance. See sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. NFL Sunday Ticket offer for new subscribers only and auto-renews until canceled. Digital games and commercial use excluded. Restrictions apply. Additional NFL Sunday Ticket terms at youtube.com/go/nflsunday/terms. Limited time offer. I I met Matt Damon in Italy at a restaurant where he was sitting underneath a photo of himself. That's weird. This This Did he choose to sit there? No, no, no. The restaurant owner had him there before. It was a nice table and there's photos all over the wall of celebrities that had been there before. And so Matt Damon went and sat down at the table where the photo of this owner, you know, taking a picture with Matt Damon is. That's some meta [ __ ]. That's crazy. He seems really sweet. He's a very nice guy. Super normal guy. There's a lot of them that are super normal. The funniest always hold this thing like I doubt crazy people. There's always like a thing in your head you're like they got to be out of their mind. Totally. Yeah. Um, what's the guy's name? Peter Dinklage. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Came into the cellar and um threw a chicken wing at my friend's chest. Just like out of nowhere. Somebody introduced him, like Gillis or somebody maybe it was Schultz was like, oh, this is so and so. He's a good comic. And he threw a chicken wing at him and I was like, that's the most Peter Dinklage, like, just basically being a little Renaissance man. Throwing like his size turkey leg is crazy. It's crazy. A little Renaissance.
Just being like, away, Jessica. I was like, that's too on the nose. It's crazy. Problem is, I knew him first from Elf. Oh, yeah. You know, so even though he's the Game of Thrones guy, to me, he's always the angry writer from Elf. I know him from um the guy, Four Weddings and a Funeral, or Wedding Wedding at a Funeral. I never saw that. I heard it was really good. Really good. I've heard it's really good. Never saw it. Crazy funny. Yeah, that guy's great. He was so good in Game of Thrones. It was so good. That's a complicated role. Yeah, complicated. That show was so good. The new one, I'm trying to get into it, but like, every season is like five years apart from the last one. And you have to figure out who is this lady. Dude, Game of Thrones, one, I had to, I was like asking a thousand people. I was like, I don't understand which place is which. I had to like map it out. I was I could not figure it out. But it's so good. It opened up with the brother and sister. [ __ ] that was so sick. And making a out of the other brother. Yeah, it was crazy. Nuts. And the just full-on rape. Yeah. The Daenerys girl. They cut the head off the king. You're like, no. Yeah. It was crazy. He's the best. He's the best. He's the king. Yeah, they did a great job. Oh, that Chuck show ruled. It was such a good show. Such The season one was I mean, I mean, not season one. The real Game of Thrones. The new ones like it's good, but you know, you're always you're Jay Leno after Johnny Carson. It's like totally. You get attached to the thing. You just like a I didn't. I don't remember the last season. Oh, the last season was weird where Cersei rules. I was in Croatia and there's the place where they where King's Landing is. Yeah, like that's where they filmed it. Oh, that's awesome. And they they sort of do tours where they show you where they filmed certain scenes. Yeah. And one of the scenes is when she shame shame when she's walking and like the little cobblestone. That's pretty. That's right there. Yeah. You could actually see it. That's really cool. It's pretty cool. Yeah. They filmed a lot. We still do those shame things on Twitter. We do the shame. Shame, shame. I just went through a horrible Twitter thing last night. I dude, I got dragged. You can't read that thing. I did. I dude, it was a fan hit me up and goes, don't go on Twitter. And I went on Twitter and it was so this crazy out of context thing where I was like talking, I was on Stav's podcast and I was talking about how I was talking about this guy who used the word I'm not going to say it. T R A N N Y. I don't know how to spell it. Okay. He used that word and I was being like, that word is so antiquated that at this point to me, it it sounds like somebody's just calling like a drag queen that. And everybody took it as me saying that trans people are in drag. Oh god. And it like, dude, it was just like went at me. And like the crazy thing is, I thought I was being woke on that podcast. I had like friends of mine like, like it was crazy. I mean, friendly people like people I work with. Yeah. Those people can go eat [ __ ]. Those people, they can go eat [ __ ]. But that was my like first big one. I've had one before, but that was like, those that kind of stuff pushes people away from all the things you're trying to promote. Like it does. It doesn't mean that people hate trans people if they say something like that. That's not what you're saying. And I was saying the opposite. I was being like, this guy was such an [ __ ] for using that word. Also, that word is so corny, right? That I feel like at this point it's not even reference to transgender people, that it's like what we say for drag. Basically, some people still use it. Totally. But it's, uh, that's not the point. The point is it's like, what are you trying to do? You're not trying to hurt anybody's feelings. So, shut the [ __ ] up. Everybody's just looking for a reason to be offended. It's just trying to find anything that they can like, green light, go. It's no reason, no nuance. Yeah. Of course. It's so crazy. It was so, and I'm just like reading all of them and I was like, this is so many people that are just like, this dumb [ __ ]. One of them said, this is a fat talking to a skinny about me and me and stuff. And I was like, oh, well, that's actually really sweet. That's really nice. So sweet you're skinny. I love being skinny. Yeah. Well, this is just what's going on online and most of the people that are online. Oh, good. I don't have Twitter. I deleted it because I kept looking at my ex's tweets and then I was like, I'm deleting this for sobriety, you know? And then I went on it the other day and I was like, this is a nightmare, dude. It was crazy. And I hit up those people who tweeted and I was like, hey, why wouldn't you just text me, man? Like, I care about you. You care about me. This was totally out of context. If you just asked me about it, I would have showed you the whole clip, you know? And they were like, you're right. That was crazy. It's a mental illness factory. Yeah, it's Twitter is just a giant [ __ ] farm. Yeah, that's what it is. It just everybody just is growing [ __ ] thoughts. I just didn't know. I just am not even in there. I mean, yeah, it's not good. I don't I stay off it as much as humanly possible. I try to get on it in the morning, just see what everybody's upset about. See what's in the news. What the like a UFO got shot with a Hellfire missile and they have footage today and Rep Luna.
Yeah, they they were talking about it in hearings today. There's a video of hearings. Yes, there's a video of a UFO getting hit by a Hellfire missile and the Hellfire missile just blows apart and the UFO just keeps moving.
What? What was the UFO? What did it look like? Like a dot on a screen where they always look. They look like [ __ ]. I saw something weird coming down from the moon the other day. Do not know what it was. Look at this. So, watch this. So, here's the UFO. There's the missile. Watch this. Happens.
Does it? It just knocks it around and the thing just gets right back on track, which is bananas. Wow. Like anything that gets hit by a Hellfire missile usually gets obliterated. Especially something that's literally the size of the missile. It's cruising.
Yeah, it's flying. I mean, not fast enough that it could duck a missile. So, which is kind of weird that it let itself get hit. It's hard to see even what happens. It's like, what is that little? Right. It's animation. It's Pong. We're We're looking at Pong, you know? It's like an old video game. Really shitty video game. This is This is why I have the hardest time getting excited about any of this stuff. It's like, I don't know
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Hello. What's up? Oh, good. I got my legal pad here. Yeah.
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In case you need to write notes, I'm going to take notes on what you're doing right and wrong, and I'll give them to you at the end.
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Tell me, okay. So, I can figure out what the wrong stuff is. Stop doing it.
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I want to with all this stuff. I know. There's so much. And people keep giving me new stuff.
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I know. I brought a little tiny figurine of a little thing on stage one time and every single meet and greet people give me these little tiny animals.
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So now I have this giant collection of them and I'm like, I don't like these that much. That's the problem.
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And now it's getting kind of crazy. Like where I'm going to have to have a shelf.
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I got one of those old typewriter keyboard things. Look, I have like mammoth teeth. This is a piece of art.
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It was cut out of a woolly mammoth tooth. Oh, that's a Don't blow it. I won't. I got one of these. A Brian blew it.
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Whistle. Yeah, Brian Aztec Aztec death whistle. Brian Callen blew one right before COVID hit.
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I'm not saying he caused it. Oh, but there's a lot of videos saying he caused it. I get it. I get it.
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That would be a death whistle. I think it was pro technically. I think when he blew it, it had already like caught on in China.
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Yeah. Unless we're in a simulation, right? You're the co guy. I was listening to your podcast with um, what's
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the woman who got falsely accused? Of what? Of murdering her roommate.
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Oh, I was listening to that one and I like fast-forwarded it one moment and it went from her being like and then I was in prison for four years.
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To you being like, well, the bat's been co. And I was like, how do we, how do we get here?
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Yeah, that was a fascinating podcast. Amanda Knox. She's got a Netflix series out right now where someone plays her, which has got to be super weird.
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Yeah, like someone else plays her in like a dramatization of her getting wrongly accused at 20 years old.
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Of a murder where they had all this evidence that this guy who broke into the house murdered her. His like his DNA was there.
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And they ignored it because they didn't want to admit that they were wrong. It's on Hulu. Hulu. Sorry.
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I don't really get how that happens. Because cops are wrong.
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But people did not see sperm everywhere. Oh, no. The guy was like, I her. No, I don't know what he said.
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I don't know what happened. But I know that they started, they had a narrative. Oh, that he was in on it.
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No, no, no. They had a well, they had a narrative that she did it. That she caused the murder.
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Right. The guy started with that and he stuck with it. And even when there was evidence that showed that it was there was a guy in there.
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And then the guy did it. And then the window was broken and somebody broke in the house and like, and then eventually he came forward.
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And was like, this has nothing to do with her. The guy who did do it.
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Like, forgave him. But I got, she got tried twice. Twice. I know. The Supreme Court? No, no, no. She went, she got acquitted.
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Like she got released, right? And then they re tried her in absentia. So, she was in America while they were trying her in Italy again.
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And then they said she's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Which is crazy. Like, give her some money.
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Also, the guy Raphaela was in solitary for six months. I know. I can't fathom that.
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Yeah. The six months in solitude is so crazy to me. One day in solitude and I'm done.
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Well, I talked to a guy that had been in solitary for years. What does that mean? Like you get you piss in there.
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Yeah. Yeah. What? Yeah. You get no contact. No contact. Must be scrambly after that.
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100%. I feel like they Yeah. It's got to do some sort of weird brain damage thing where they come out.
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Well, this guy, Shaka, that we had on the podcast, he was great. Was he normal?
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Yeah. Well, beyond, like super smart. He wrote in there. Educated himself in there, too.
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Oh, you can read books. You can read in there. Yeah, you can read. Yeah.
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I mean, they don't just give you nothing to do. But they, you do go crazy. You have to be need human contact.
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Well, it's like when you don't do anything all day and then you get right up on stage. Have you ever done that where you don't talk to anybody and you feel insane?
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It's the worst first conversation of the day on stage. Crazy. Yeah. That's why I always bring friends on the road.
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You don't want to be that weirdo in the hotel room by yourself. Yeah. And then you take a nap and the sun goes down while you're napping.
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That's the worst feeling. That when I do that, it feels like I'm haunting the audience.
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Like I'm like, you guys are in a different reality and I'm, I'm intruding on where you're at. The weird one is when you wake up.
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And you don't know what city you're in. Yeah. But that's why I got the dog. I was so sick of that feeling.
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I was so sick of waking up being like, I've been abducted. Where am I? This place is nicer than my apartment.
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So that's good. But where am I? And then I saw my dog and I was like, oh, we're all right.
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That's not the only reason why you got your dog. Yeah. And she rolls. Yeah. And she's awesome. She rules.
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She's really sweet. She's very cool. She's so cute. How long have you had her? Two years. Oh, that's awesome.
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Yeah. She was full grown when you got her? Tiny. Cuz I wanted to adopt the mom. Oh.
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But they were like, hey, the mom just had all this. We didn't know she was pregnant. She just had a litter of puppies. Will you take one of these?
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And I was like, okay. And I had no idea how hard it is to have a puppy. I've had dogs where you adopt them full grown and it was great.
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I had this dog named Lucy. She was awesome. She was so sweet. And then I had another dog named Squeaky From that was a real nightmare.
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Yeah, she was a real Maybe it was because I named her Squeaky From after one of the Manson family members.
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Oh, yeah, that'll happen. She had a squeaky voice. She like she had been barking so much in the pound that when I got her out of the pound.
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Like her voice was like, and then eventually it got normal again because she didn't have to bark 24 hours a day.
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She just had worn out. She had worn out vocal cords. She had a totally normal bark, but I was like, oh my god, her bark is like, she's a smoker.
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Yeah. Yeah. It was like that. That's awesome. Like she was horse. Yeah. You don't know what you're gonna get.
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I mean, when I got a rescue, I was like, I'm gonna get a small rescue, so I hope it'll be fine. But it was such a gamble.
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Everybody was like, do not do this. Yeah. We had a Doberman once that was a rescue that we had to get rid of. He had distemper.
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Oh, you really? I was like, yo, we got rid of him. We had a dog that would that ate the
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foot off of my We had a pit bull that was a rescue and my mom had this like woman move in with us who she was dating.
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And her kids moved in too. And my pit bull ate the foot off of the woman's cat. Oh my god. The woman's cat.
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Oh my god. And the woman was like, hey, you got to like choose between me or this pit bull. My mom was like, yeah, get your cat out of here.
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like kill. My friend was in the backyard. The dog kills a cat. And my friend's freaking out. She's like, we have to find the owner.
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And my mom was like, you will stay quiet. It was crazy. It was it was nuts. She was obsessed with that dog.
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That's the only time I've seen her like really cry is when a dog dies. Yeah, it's hard. They don't live long enough.
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They're your best friends. I'm terri. I have a dog named Marshall. He's a golden retriever. He's the best. And he's nine now.
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He'll be nine in a couple of months. And it's just like, oh no, I've had him since he was a baby. Now he's nine.
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I'm like, he's only got a few years left. And he's so active. He's super healthy. Eats great. He's fit.
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He's not Is he the retriever? Yeah. Oh, yeah. But the small dogs live forever. They get to be like 12.
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And that's kind of it. 13, maybe 14, and then they're really hurting. It's crazy.
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It's crazy. Apparently, there's a drug that they've developed for for dogs, like a longevity drug.
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I don't know if they've released it yet, but I know that it shows promise in extending dog's lifetime.
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Whitney Cummings the other day said that her friend, her friend's like soul dog died the other day.
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I don't know if I'd listen to Whitney. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She does. She gets a little woo.
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I like how Whitney has a has something to say about everything, though. Rapamycin.
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Uh, wrap him on ice. Take him off. I've heard of Rapamycin before because Rapamycin is something that Peter Attia is a big proponent of.
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For longevity. the the guy who wants to live forever. No, no, that's Brian Johnson. Uh, another study at Texas A&M University.
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Showed Rapamycin could extend the lifespan of older dogs by up to 20%.
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Generally well tolerated. However, it can cause side effects such as lethargy, lack of appetite. Oh boy. No, you can't do.
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Interesting. Is that it? Because I think there was something else. It was like a gene therapy.
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Is what happened to the cloning thing? What happened to Crispr? They probably already made clones.
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But why did we not hear about that? Weren't they cloning sheep and Yep. And then we just stopped hearing about it.
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Yeah, they probably made a bunch of people already. Yeah. What if people telling you about clones?
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Are probably clones? You ever see a person that looks exactly like another person and then you ask them their name and it's the same name.
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Oh, it's the nuttiest thing of all time. These two baseball players look exactly the same, have the exact same name, and never met each other.
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And they both play baseball. Let me see them. Let me see. Oh, it's bananas. These two guys.
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Oh my god. What in the heck? Different parents. Why are they wearing the same glasses?
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And their name is Brady Fel, right? So it's not even like a normal name. Yeah. And they both got the same injury.
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That's how they found out they were going to the same doctor. Just imagine your name is Brady Fel and you meet another guy.
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Who's also Brady F. You're both 6'4. You both have red hair. They're both really tall.
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You both have black glasses. You both have the same crazy name. That name is nuts.
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Marilyn and Missouri is not far enough away. That's crazy. I think they also once they found this out.
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They didn't immediately go meet each other. They waited for like two or three years maybe. I think.
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Oh, if the guy played baseball and I played baseball, I'd be like, bro, we got to hang out. Freak people out.
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They're different ages. I thought they were the same age. Oh, how old? 32 and 27.
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Interesting. The first guy must be really pissed. This guy stealing my shine.
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That's bizarre. Yeah. But I just remember hearing so much about cloning. Yeah. And then it just stopped.
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Well, they do it with dogs. They do it with people's pets. Like, if you want to get your pet cloned, you can get your pet cloned.
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That's a real thing now. I think it costs $30,000. But then they're cloned at the same age. It's No, no, no, no, no, no.
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They're a puppy. Nice. Yeah, you get to start from scratch. Yeah.
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Otherwise, you'd have like an 11-year-old. You keep bringing it back. That'd be so mean.
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That'd be so mean. He's got arthritis and diarrhea. Please let me die for the love of God.
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You waited too long to clone him. That's Dude, bring it back as a puppy, though. We could do that.
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Do you see that movie with Demi Moore called The Substance? Okay, I fainted in the theater. Bro, I fainted so hard.
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Bro, that movie is nuts. It's nuts. I'm actually very pro that movie. Like, I love the narrative.
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I Oh, it was great. I love the idea of that when you get all that face [ __ ] you're just keeping an old person alive.
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I've tried to describe that on stage so much where I'm like, doesn't it bother you that when people are like, you look good for your age.
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You're just like hiding like you're concealing your death layer. You know what I mean? Right. And that movie portrayed that perfectly where it's just a.
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It's kind of ironic that Demi Moore, who looks insanely good at 62, played that lady. Yeah.
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You know, cuz like, but I liked that because it showed like even when you saw her weird old lady butt, you were like,
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that's Demi Moore's nice butt, but I'm still like in awe of the young girl's butt, which is unacceptable. It's unacceptable.
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You know what I mean? Like when she was doing the whole dance and you're like, why is this so intense?
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No, that director didn't do Raw, but it was a female director. I don't know what else this director did. But that movie was awesome.
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I hit the deck, though. I tried so I faint so easily. Do you really? Dude, I just blood and stuff.
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I faint and I muscled through the gory part and I was like, I'm good. Like I can't. I've cured it.
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And then the music. It's like when a when a movie starts going like like on both sides. I'm I'm like a goat, dude.
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I I got to the bathroom and I passed out. I'm in New York just on the ground fainting.
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That's so funny. I used to date a girl that when if someone got a needle on the screen, she'd faint. Yeah. Yeah.
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Just like it didn't matter where she was. If someone got injected, it's so bad. Her dad had it too.
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My dad has it. Yeah. Her dad was a dentist, which is crazy. Like the dentist makes me faint.
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When the when the kid, one of their brother got like crazy sunburn, like really bad where he got blisters. The dad saw it and just fainted.
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Dude, it's crazy. My sister called my dad once and she was working on cadavers and she was like, I'm so interested in this.
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We cut into a cadaver today. And she just heard thump on the other line and she was like, Dad, Dad, dead.
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He was dead. Dude, he's fainted so many times. Yeah. From
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Train by day. Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. Jordan.
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Hello. What's up? Oh, good. I got my legal pad here. Yeah.
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Tell me, okay. So, I can figure out what the wrong stuff is. Stop doing it.
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It was cut out of a woolly mammoth tooth. Oh, that's a Don't blow it. I won't. I got one of these. A Brian blew it.
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Whistle. Yeah, Brian Aztec Aztec death whistle. Brian Callen blew one right before COVID hit.
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I'm not saying he caused it. Oh, but there's a lot of videos saying he caused it. I get it. I get it.
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That would be a death whistle. I think it was pro technically. I think when he blew it, it had already like caught on in China.
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And they ignored it because they didn't want to admit that they were wrong. It's on Hulu. Hulu. Sorry.
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And then the guy did it. And then the window was broken and somebody broke in the house and like, and then eventually he came forward.
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And was like, this has nothing to do with her. The guy who did do it.
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Well, I don't think he eventually ever did anything. No, like she actually had a meeting with him, which is crazy. Like, after the fact.
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Like, forgave him. But I got, she got tried twice. Twice. I know. The Supreme Court? No, no, no. She went, she got acquitted.
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Like she got released, right? And then they re tried her in absentia. So, she was in America while they were trying her in Italy again.
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And then they said she's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Which is crazy. Like, give her some money.
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Also, the guy Raphaela was in solitary for six months. I know. I can't fathom that.
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Yeah. The six months in solitude is so crazy to me. One day in solitude and I'm done.
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Well, I talked to a guy that had been in solitary for years. What does that mean? Like you get you piss in there.
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Yeah. Yeah. What? Yeah. You get no contact. No contact. Must be scrambly after that.
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100%. I feel like they Yeah. It's got to do some sort of weird brain damage thing where they come out.
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Well, this guy, Shaka, that we had on the podcast, he was great. Was he normal?
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Yeah. Well, beyond, like super smart. He wrote in there. Educated himself in there, too.
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Oh, you can read books. You can read in there. Yeah, you can read. Yeah.
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I mean, they don't just give you nothing to do. But they, you do go crazy. You have to be need human contact.
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Well, it's like when you don't do anything all day and then you get right up on stage. Have you ever done that where you don't talk to anybody and you feel insane?
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It's the worst first conversation of the day on stage. Crazy. Yeah. That's why I always bring friends on the road.
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You don't want to be that weirdo in the hotel room by yourself. Yeah. And then you take a nap and the sun goes down while you're napping.
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That's the worst feeling. That when I do that, it feels like I'm haunting the audience.
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Like I'm like, you guys are in a different reality and I'm, I'm intruding on where you're at. The weird one is when you wake up.
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And you don't know what city you're in. Yeah. But that's why I got the dog. I was so sick of that feeling.
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I was so sick of waking up being like, I've been abducted. Where am I? This place is nicer than my apartment.
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So that's good. But where am I? And then I saw my dog and I was like, oh, we're all right.
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That's not the only reason why you got your dog. Yeah. And she rolls. Yeah. And she's awesome. She rules.
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She's really sweet. She's very cool. She's so cute. How long have you had her? Two years. Oh, that's awesome.
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Yeah. She was full grown when you got her? Tiny. Cuz I wanted to adopt the mom. Oh.
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But they were like, hey, the mom just had all this. We didn't know she was pregnant. She just had a litter of puppies. Will you take one of these?
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And I was like, okay. And I had no idea how hard it is to have a puppy. I've had dogs where you adopt them full grown and it was great.
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I had this dog named Lucy. She was awesome. She was so sweet. And then I had another dog named Squeaky From that was a real nightmare.
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Yeah, she was a real Maybe it was because I named her Squeaky From after one of the Manson family members.
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Oh, yeah, that'll happen. She had a squeaky voice. She like she had been barking so much in the pound that when I got her out of the pound.
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Like her voice was like, and then eventually it got normal again because she didn't have to bark 24 hours a day.
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She just had worn out. She had worn out vocal cords. She had a totally normal bark, but I was like, oh my god, her bark is like, she's a smoker.
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Yeah. Yeah. It was like that. That's awesome. Like she was horse. Yeah. You don't know what you're gonna get.
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I mean, when I got a rescue, I was like, I'm gonna get a small rescue, so I hope it'll be fine. But it was such a gamble.
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Everybody was like, do not do this. Yeah. We had a Doberman once that was a rescue that we had to get rid of. He had distemper.
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Oh, you really? I was like, yo, we got rid of him. We had a dog that would that ate the
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foot off of my We had a pit bull that was a rescue and my mom had this like woman move in with us who she was dating.
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And her kids moved in too. And my pit bull ate the foot off of the woman's cat. Oh my god. The woman's cat.
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like kill. My friend was in the backyard. The dog kills a cat. And my friend's freaking out. She's like, we have to find the owner.
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That's the only time I've seen her like really cry is when a dog dies. Yeah, it's hard. They don't live long enough.
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They're your best friends. I'm terri. I have a dog named Marshall. He's a golden retriever. He's the best. And he's nine now.
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He'll be nine in a couple of months. And it's just like, oh no, I've had him since he was a baby. Now he's nine.
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I'm like, he's only got a few years left. And he's so active. He's super healthy. Eats great. He's fit.
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He's not Is he the retriever? Yeah. Oh, yeah. But the small dogs live forever. They get to be like 12.
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And that's kind of it. 13, maybe 14, and then they're really hurting. It's crazy.
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It's crazy. Apparently, there's a drug that they've developed for for dogs, like a longevity drug.
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Whitney Cummings the other day said that her friend, her friend's like soul dog died the other day.
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So I've been holding on to that kind of woo woo thing. Like, she's like, you kind of show up for yourself in a way you need to.
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I don't know if I'd listen to Whitney. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She does. She gets a little woo.
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I like how Whitney has a has something to say about everything, though. Rapamycin.
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Uh, wrap him on ice. Take him off. I've heard of Rapamycin before because Rapamycin is something that Peter Attia is a big proponent of.
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For longevity. the the guy who wants to live forever. No, no, that's Brian Johnson. Uh, another study at Texas A&M University.
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Showed Rapamycin could extend the lifespan of older dogs by up to 20%.
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Generally well tolerated. However, it can cause side effects such as lethargy, lack of appetite. Oh boy. No, you can't do.
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Interesting. Is that it? Because I think there was something else. It was like a gene therapy.
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Is what happened to the cloning thing? What happened to Crispr? They probably already made clones.
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But why did we not hear about that? Weren't they cloning sheep and Yep. And then we just stopped hearing about it.
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Yeah, they probably made a bunch of people already. Yeah. What if people telling you about clones?
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Are probably clones? You ever see a person that looks exactly like another person and then you ask them their name and it's the same name.
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And you're like, no way. You know the story about those two baseball players? No.
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Oh, it's the nuttiest thing of all time. These two baseball players look exactly the same, have the exact same name, and never met each other.
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And they both play baseball. Let me see them. Let me see. Oh, it's bananas. These two guys.
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Oh my god. What in the heck? Different parents. Why are they wearing the same glasses?
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And their name is Brady Fel, right? So it's not even like a normal name. Yeah. And they both got the same injury.
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That's how they found out they were going to the same doctor. Just imagine your name is Brady Fel and you meet another guy.
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Who's also Brady F. You're both 6'4. You both have red hair. They're both really tall.
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You both have black glasses. You both have the same crazy name. That name is nuts.
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Marilyn and Missouri is not far enough away. That's crazy. I think they also once they found this out.
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They didn't immediately go meet each other. They waited for like two or three years maybe. I think.
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Oh, if the guy played baseball and I played baseball, I'd be like, bro, we got to hang out. Freak people out.
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They're different ages. I thought they were the same age. Oh, how old? 32 and 27.
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Interesting. The first guy must be really pissed. This guy stealing my shine.
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That's bizarre. Yeah. But I just remember hearing so much about cloning. Yeah. And then it just stopped.
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Well, they do it with dogs. They do it with people's pets. Like, if you want to get your pet cloned, you can get your pet cloned.
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That's a real thing now. I think it costs $30,000. But then they're cloned at the same age. It's No, no, no, no, no, no.
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They're a puppy. Nice. Yeah, you get to start from scratch. Yeah.
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Otherwise, you'd have like an 11-year-old. You keep bringing it back. That'd be so mean.
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That'd be so mean. He's got arthritis and diarrhea. Please let me die for the love of God.
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You waited too long to clone him. That's Dude, bring it back as a puppy, though. We could do that.
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Do you see that movie with Demi Moore called The Substance? Okay, I fainted in the theater. Bro, I fainted so hard.
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Bro, that movie is nuts. It's nuts. I'm actually very pro that movie. Like, I love the narrative.
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I Oh, it was great. I love the idea of that when you get all that face [ __ ] you're just keeping an old person alive.
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I've tried to describe that on stage so much where I'm like, doesn't it bother you that when people are like, you look good for your age.
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You're just like hiding like you're concealing your death layer. You know what I mean? Right. And that movie portrayed that perfectly where it's just a.
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It's kind of ironic that Demi Moore, who looks insanely good at 62, played that lady. Yeah.
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You know, cuz like, but I liked that because it showed like even when you saw her weird old lady butt, you were like,
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that's Demi Moore's nice butt, but I'm still like in awe of the young girl's butt, which is unacceptable. It's unacceptable.
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You know what I mean? Like when she was doing the whole dance and you're like, why is this so intense?
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And you're like, it's a young person, right? I think that did that director do.
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No, that director didn't do Raw, but it was a female director. I don't know what else this director did. But that movie was awesome.
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I hit the deck, though. I tried so I faint so easily. Do you really? Dude, I just blood and stuff.
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I faint and I muscled through the gory part and I was like, I'm good. Like I can't. I've cured it.
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And then the music. It's like when a when a movie starts going like like on both sides. I'm I'm like a goat, dude.
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I I got to the bathroom and I passed out. I'm in New York just on the ground fainting.
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People are walking over my body. They're like a homeless person. That's hilarious. I was [ __ ].
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That's so funny. I used to date a girl that when if someone got a needle on the screen, she'd faint. Yeah. Yeah.
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Just like it didn't matter where she was. If someone got injected, it's so bad. Her dad had it too.
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My dad has it. Yeah. Her dad was a dentist, which is crazy. Like the dentist makes me faint.
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When the when the kid, one of their brother got like crazy sunburn, like really bad where he got blisters. The dad saw it and just fainted.
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Dude, it's crazy. My sister called my dad once and she was working on cadavers and she was like, I'm so interested in this.
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We cut into a cadaver today. And she just heard thump on the other line and she was like, Dad, Dad, dead.
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