This video features wedding Masters of Ceremonies (MCs), Paisley and James, delivering a humorous toast by mimicking an airline safety demonstration. They creatively incorporate wedding themes and guest instructions into the familiar airline safety announcement format.
This video features wedding Masters of Ceremonies (MCs), Paisley and James, delivering a humorous toast by mimicking an airline safety demonstration. They creatively incorporate wedding themes and guest instructions into the familiar airline safety announcement format.
Transcript:
We will be your MC's for the evening. I'm Paisley. This is James. And we are so excited and honored to be able to stand up here today and say a few words um on behalf of the newlywed special day. So, keeping in theme with all the traveling that Rihanna and Thomas have done over the years, we find ourselves on a quick trip tonight aboard Windmir Air. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard flight 1025 this evening with service to eternal love. At this time, please make sure you are comfortably seated, your wine glass is full and securely fastened, the guest to the right of you is in a full upright position, at least to start the evening, and all emotional baggage is safely stowed under the seat in front of you. [laughter] Please turn your phone to silent. and smoking, including the use of electronic cigarettes, [laughter] is not permitted inside at any time. Please go outside to do so. There are a number of emergency exits, one on each side, in the front, over the wings, near the rear, two to the left, two to the right, and behind us. Please locate the one nearest you. And remember, these are shared laneways to be mindful of other passengers passing by. [laughter] Should you find yourself in a predicament of the food service being most delicious but containing just a smidge too much dairy, the washrooms are located behind us, one out the left, one [laughter] out the right. In the unlikelihood of a long boring speech, please assume the flight brace position as demonstrated. [laughter] [applause] In the in the likely event that you become overwhelmed with happiness and joy for a speaker and feel the need to express this emotion, please refrain refrain from clinking any glasswear. You may clap or cheer instead. I love you. [laughter] [laughter] Ensure your wine glass remains full for the duration of this wedding. There is wine located on your tables for convenience as the bar will be closed during the meal. James will now demonstrate how to pull the glass toward you to start the flow of wine. [laughter] Place it over your nose and mouth [laughter] and and secure it with the elastic band. [laughter] Always be sure to fill your own glass before assisting others at your table. [laughter] And may I remind all passengers to please take a moment to review the guest book be uh located in the lobby area. Strike a pose and and snap a flattering Polaroid of yourself and sign your name. Thank you for flying Windmir Air. And the culters have turned off the fastened seat belt sign. So buckle up as this flight's about to take off. [cheering] [applause]
The transcript mentions, "And the culters have turned off the fastened seat belt sign." This appears to be a misinterpretation or mishearing of the audio. Based on the context of an airline safety demonstration, the phrase is likely meant to be "captain" or possibly "culture" in a broader sense, referring to the crew or the flight attendants who would announce the disengagement of the seat belt sign.
